Vegas, Philly, Vancouver, and sexy McDonald's ads?!

I'm going to be flying 7,500 miles this week. (well, 8 days) First Vegas last weekend, then Philly yesterday, and Vancouver tomorrow. I think I should get some sort of prize for this. Yes, on top of frequent flyer miles. I'm so tired. Here's the last week or so in a series of incoherent bullets:

-Vegas. Tao. Temple at Tao (the club). Eat dinner there. Get the sea bass satay. Ask for the line stamp. Bypass stupid long club lines.

-Ditto at Mix. But no stamp needed.

-Note to the guys: it helps to have ladies with you.

-Blue Man Group needs to upgrade to HD graphics. But I still love the streaming crepe paper.

-Wynn. Fabulous. Housekeeping there. Not so much.

-Calling for room service on your way back to the hotel so that you can have a hot cheeseburger at 3am when you arrive = brilliant. (See bullet point about Wynn above.)

-Philly. Cheesesteak. Yum.

-Scoop DeVille. Now in Houston Hall @ Penn. They even deliver. Life is unfair, eh?

-US Airways = ghetto. (Captain: "Ladies and gentlemen, we have to go back to the gate. It appears that our aircraft is leaking fuel.")

-McDonald's "sexy" ads in China for the Quarter Pounder. Utterly disturbing.